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[shadowglitter]

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look at these fat eyes. look at that motherfriender's fat fucking eyes. as gargantuan in stature as the towering flames of hell.
i love it. i love it. do you have it? is that yours? is that yours now? is that yours
do you have that
can i have it
is that mine?
is this a present
is that my present?
for me?
magnus
magnus
magnus
magnus
magnus
magnus
magnus
answer me

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[fehus]

he's sleeping now

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[shadowglitter]

NNNGH
NGNGNGHG
HGHGENGNGHG
HENENGGG
NENENNNNN
GHNNGGGGGGGGGGNNNNGGGGGGGG

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[fehus]

i just pet his little belly. it's all toasty 👌

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[shadowglitter]

you're making my heart toasty.
i hate space.

can you kiss him for me? please.
kiss him good.

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[fehus]

i kissed him on the nose and he licked my nose 😖

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[shadowglitter]

alex'll be jealous

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[fehus]

of me or nacho?

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[shadowglitter]

i meant nacho but i'm taking that back.
i say this in the nicest way possible, but i think literally anyone would rather be kissed by nacho than kiss you

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[fehus]

he has dog breath!

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[shadowglitter]

you have... person breath.

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[fehus]

how would you know?

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[shadowglitter]

that's one of those questions people ask me without realizing i might have a genuine answer, so they don't know what they're walking into.

like when peter asked how i knew what his butt tasted like.

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[fehus]

i'm not healing peter's butt. i already healed my friend's dong and decided i'm only doing embarrassing heals like that if they're life-threatening.

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[fehus]

when did you smell my breath?

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[shadowglitter]

didn't damage his butt. there was no butt damage. just a butt taste. also, i'm lying? but

haha, yeah. good question you just asked.

what's nacho doing now?

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[fehus]

lying about the butt taste or the damage?

i bet it was better than kibble breath anyway.

snoring.

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[shadowglitter]

hahaha. questions.

i like him so much more than you. fuck me

how are you doing without me and peter?

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[fehus]

barely surviving. i don't eat or sleep or gargle so i don't get bad person breath

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[shadowglitter]

stop? lying? ive smelled your breath. sniffed it hard. inhaled it deep. got a biggggggggggggg taste of it while you slept.

there is no way something so putrid could just disappear. literally the only way something that putrid could just DISAPPEAR is if archie gets ported out

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[shadowglitter]

don't tell him i said that that was a joke

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[fehus]

it was a good one i loled a little.

my breath is stinky because i'm bereft obviously.

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[shadowglitter]

oh i fucked up i fucked up i misread what you meant i'm stupid magnus i'm stupid this is why poe didn't want me

then yes

yes

i get it now

your shitty stupid breath. i get it now. i perceive the veil and i part it.

anyway

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[shadowglitter]

i found out today if you go outside of the shuttle without a helmet you might die. so that nearly happened

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[fehus]

dude you can't/ breathe in space>/?