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[quickfingers]

what kinda porn was it anyway
visual, literary? kinky?

[shadowglitter]

You're just going to make fun of me if we go down this road. I'm already reeling from all the burns.

[quickfingers]

let's play hot and cold. i guess, you tell me if i'm close

[shadowglitter]

Fuck. I've been pulled into this hellish conversation by your wily tricks, you rowdy piece of shit. You know I love games.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.

[quickfingers]

Knowing you, it's literary. you like words, you use words, it's so much more detailed than any stick figure penis could ever aspire to be. so you have like, fanfic. well i guess it's not fanfic, unless they're famous hot people in your world that you aspire to daydream about. just uh, erotic stories.

in these erotic stories they're like, about a very specific protag that you can self insert into. and it's all about the battle and glory of being the victor, and then also about the spoils of war - adoring lovers who come to you in your uh, battle. . . te nt? and the frisky shit you get down to with them in vivid detail.

hot or cold here???

[shadowglitter]

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[shadowglitter]

I have literally never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

There've been times when I've looked at you and I've just been like, "fuck, I'm so lucky to have him", but now? Now? With this? This clairvoyant, mindreading bullshit you just plucked from thin air as if you were taking an apple from a particularly sexy tree?
No. No, this is something new. We've gone beyond the plateau.
This is the kind of raw connection that transcends both physical and emotional compatibility. This is the love people write sonnets about. This is...

I.

I'm.

I love you.

[quickfingers]

i was right? i was right. fuck yeah, i'm awesome.

[shadowglitter]

There was more to it than that, though? Like.

It wasn't always about glory and victory and stuff. Sometimes it was just, like... like. Pretending to be the sexy king while his lusty abigail served him... or something about wizards casting spells the wrong way, but then it turned out that that was a sexy thing also to do, also, because it made clothes just suddenly not happen suddenly anymore?
Listen.

Listen.

Listen.

What'd you have in your air vent?

[quickfingers]

2 penthouse mags and a sears catalog got me through a lot.

also tell me more about these fantasies. you're a king and this sexy abigail, what she do to serve you? she hot? hotter than me? be honest. if she's hotter than me i wanna know.

[shadowglitter]

I don't know if I think that's hot or sad? I think both.
I've gotta expand your mind. Send you some smutfic the natives have written about us.

Also.

Also.



Also.
First of all,
I don't think anybody's hotter than you. Except for me, and also Foggy Nelson.

[quickfingers]

listen, porn wasn't so easy to find in the 80s. you had to pay for the TV channel or watch a lot of erotic static & the internet was not like you'd picture it now. aside from hoping i'd find porn in the woods, that's all i had and i made very good use of it. swapped the magazines out every now and then.

foggy's beyond compare. it's true.

also wait, people wrote smut about us? show me.

[shadowglitter]

I grew up in the apocalypse. I've been to four different worlds and none of them had electricity, except for I guess the kind you shoot out of your hands to kill people with. I saw my first actual naked boob when I was, like, twenty!!!!!!!!!!!
You could've read so much erotica. So much.
You could've learned the value of a well-described dick long before that thing I wrote before about your fat thighs.

[ attached: loveinzerog.txt ]

Anyway, here's an incredibly explicit story about you and me BJing out in BB3K.
We've had fans for a while now.

[quickfingers]

technically some of the articles in penthouse were erotic so... ? ?


also uh
oh
huh. this...

[quickfingers]

I mean some of the elements here were on point. I'm not sure I'm here for the whole teeth thing they put in there but like you know, creative merit or whatever. Catching the floating space cum is also something I could've gone w/o picturing in that context they described it in.

[shadowglitter]

I'm so much better at writing about your cum than XXX_X__666_oXo___ped1n____oXo_666__X_XXX is.

[quickfingers]

do you actually write about my cum?

[shadowglitter]

I mean... it's not... the focus. It's the ending. Normally. 'Cause that's how sex works. You big silly.
But. Yeah. And. I'm sure I would have a very lucrative double life, if I published any of the friendfiction I've written about us. I'd get to come up with a pen name, too, which would be fun.
There's a community out there in which I could express all the boning down I wanna do to you and get accolades for such creative prowess.
It's... tempting. To share it all with the world. But I just keep those stories to myself. On my comm.

I'll show you. Some stuff. I wrote. Maybe.
One day.

[quickfingers]

yeah i wanna see

[shadowglitter]

You're gonna feel blessed. I'm basically a genius.

[quickfingers]

were they on to us for like imh
like
are there more stories
about other things
too?

[shadowglitter]

We have a pretty huge archive. You should check out the site.
I wouldn't say we're a power couple, but that's just because I'm modest and lying.
We're a power couple.
There's a bit of everything.

Including unreasonably accurate predictions of the things we were doing over IMH.
If that's what you're asking.

[quickfingers]

I mean, I knew people kinda "shipped" us or whatever
it was funny... now it's a little weird like.
how'd... they know... how did I not ? ?


did they
with the
shower?
too?

[shadowglitter]

We're hot and we're friends? I don't think it went any deeper than that.

I wish I'd paid closer attention, man.
You and I weren't just written in the stars. We were written in thousands of pages of erotica, boning down with all the fervour and zeal we never knew we had in us.
I could've jerked off over you so much better than with just my dumb imagination.

And. Heh. HEH. HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I think so?
Probably written smoother than how we actually did it.

[quickfingers]

man, a pair of blind footless pigeons could've had less awkward sex in that shower than we did.

it was still hot but christ, if we ever fuck in a shower again we need more planning