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[quickfingers]

honest answer or boyfriend answer?

[shadowglitter]

B... boyfriend answer.

[quickfingers]

still a no

[shadowglitter]

I like that you love me so much that your boyfriend answer is your honest answer.
I don't really like hunting, anyway. Just something I used to do back home.

You wanna... go... fishing? Ice fishing. Let's go to the frozen icecaps of the world and die a little but also maybe find a coelacanth.

[quickfingers]

i support you and your endeavors but god, i hate the outside world
i exaggerate a bit but honestly
miss me with the hunting and the fishing and the bees and the cold??

[shadowglitter]

You just haven't experienced it properly yet.

We don't have to go hiking, or anything that uses, like, legs and energy, but I actually do kinda wanna take you somewhere quiet, one of these days. An enchanted forest, lit by fireflies, a natural waterfall flowing between us. Isolated for miles, like we were on the roadtrip. The stars bright like they were when we camped out under them together, sharing marshmallows and gettin' down.

And then you'd get to watch me kill a bear.

[quickfingers]

as long as shit doesn't bite me, sting me or try to crawl up my pants uninvited, then i might be down for giving it a try. you keep the gross wet looking beetles away from my face and i'll watch you slay ten bears. i'll fucking cheer you on, dude.

[shadowglitter]

What

if

instead

I

take you somewhere with lots of bugs and spiders so I can squish them all and save you and you'll call me gallant?

[quickfingers]

then we'd have to have sex on bug corpses and it'd be sticky
clearly.

[shadowglitter]

Oh.

Are you into that?

[quickfingers]

not really?

sounds kinda gross tbh. not how i want my secluded sex to be. what if you miss one? and it like. crawls on our dicks?

[shadowglitter]

The only thing I want crawling on my dick is you.
But okay, yes. Fair. That's weird. This is weird.
This is AH

AH

AH

YOU BASTARD

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT YOUR BROWSING HISTORY

[quickfingers]

TOO.
LATE.
:-)

[shadowglitter]

A POX ON YOUR HOUSE

Uuuugggghhh.
I just wanted to know the weird stuff you were into.

[quickfingers]

if you want to know anything in particular, you *can* ask.

[shadowglitter]

Yeah, but I don't know what to ask! That's why I wanted to see the truest depths of your shame. Ugh.

[quickfingers]

tbh i haven't really googled anything kinky lately
i mean. we were doing it pretty regularly before y'know, you ported out.
then i just kinda spent the week trying to figure out how to get food delivered to my house so i didn't have to leave it. wasn't feeling frisky.
now my searches are just me looking up blindfolds and weird friendfiction of us

[shadowglitter]

Well.

Well.




I do like the blindfold thing.
I guess I just wish you had something embarrassing going on that I could make fun of you for?
It bothers me that I think you're so cool despite the fact that you're a tremendous dingus. Gotta chip away at that armor. Find some dirt in you.

[shadowglitter]

Also I'm sorry you didn't get off for a week.
We'll fix that.

[quickfingers]

it's cool. probably somehow medically beneficial to give lil' pete a break