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[shadowglitter]

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[quickfingers]

no, you're right? you're right. you got me. this is right. 100% right.

my bones are falling out. they call it bonerismitis. I'm losing my bones, most especially the memory ones. turning into dust is what's happening and my lithe, masculine form is about to slope into a jelly cup of pale white flesh within the new moon. but you're married to me now so like, you have to take care of me. you can't abandon jelly peter. especially when he just remembered, in a flash of a soon to be fully forgotten thought that it's been a year since our first conversation

[shadowglitter]

[ -- !!!!!!! ]

You stupid piece of shit! Why did I even give you that bracelet if you weren't going to look at it literally every second of every day?!

Wait, oh man, okay. How do we... whe... where? Wh...
How...

Celebrate? Celebrate? Celebrate? Celebrate? How? How do we? Celebrate? Celebrate? How.

[quickfingers]

LISTeN ITS NOT L IKE YOU REMEBERED EITHER
OR IF YOu DI D AND THIS waS A TEST
FUCK Y OU ?

THIS WAS A TEST
I TESTED YOU
fOOL
IM TESTING YOU








P S Y CHE

[shadowglitter]

I'M A FOOL AND A BITCH!!!!!!!! THE CAVERNOUS MAWS OF HUMILIATION SALIVATE AND HUNGER AS THEY RELENTLESSLY FLAY MY BITCH OF A BODY
THE FRANTIC AMNESIAC STORMS OF A MEMORY-BONE-EMPTYING SUPERCHASM BLEW THROUGH MY SKULL AND RENDERED ME, AGAIN, A TOTAL BITCH

But seriously, we should do something. Let's recreate it? Hold on. Hold on. Hhehehm. Ahahehehehm.

hey stud the names 'din
how...

dare you?

[quickfingers]

OK RE D O RE DO REDO

[quickfingers]

AS K ME THREE QUESTIONS
SAY HOW DARE I

LETS RECREAT E IT

[quickfingers]

wait you did that hold on

[quickfingers]

ahem

[shadowglitter]

[quickfingers]

new phone who dis?

[shadowglitter]

HOW INTERESTING THAT YOU WOULD FORGET WHO THIS IS, JUST AS YOU FORGOT

TO REMEMBER

THE DATE

OF OUR FIRST CONVERSATION

[quickfingers]

hey maybe i foresaw the future
over a year ago


i'm fucking brilliant

[shadowglitter]

Hmm.

I... kind of like that... in a true love sort of way. Like you fell in love with me at first sight, but you didn't realize it, because those memories were locked away under your subconscious year-away future premonition?
And then I also fell in love with you at first sight, but didn't realize it because you were so so so heterosexual.

[quickfingers]

**those memories were deteriorated by my early onset bonermiismss

[shadowglitter]

We need to stop joking about your bone memory disease before I start thinking it's real and crying a lot.

[quickfingers]

don't worry about my bones, plural
all you need to think about is my one boner
remember it and it will remember you

[shadowglitter]

How could I forget? Her supple curves. Her gentle eagerness. The way she quivers in the cold yet still stands so proud.
Have I ever named her? That glorious weapon.
I need to name her.
Give me permission to name her.

[quickfingers]

I feel like we had this conversation in the past and I said you couldn't
but I guess
I guess now you can.





so long as you don't do the "short-sword" thing again

[shadowglitter]

[airhorn sirens]
[the word owned flashing in a million different colors]

[quickfingers]

do you think there is a million different colors
like
realistically
a milllion diferent sh des

[shadowglitter]

WHATS THAT SHRIMP

WHATS THE SHRIMP ONE

THERES A SHRIMP THAT SEES COLORS

PROBABLY A MILLION

[quickfingers]

shrimp makes me hungry
wanna go to red lobster to belatedly celebrate us?

[shadowglitter]

That seems like maybe a callous thing to do after I talked about how cool a shrimp is for being alive and having magic color eyes?
But also,
Yes. Obviously. YES. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!! AND
GARLIC BREAD
LETS
GA RLAIC

GALR IACL B READ
HARGHRGRGG

[quickfingers]

fuck that, that lobster shrimp mtoher fucking fish dude is great
ill send him to valhalla myself

gimme dat raimbo w b oo t y il le at it


Ga RL Ic b Rd











you ever stop and look at what you write and wonder, oddly enough, how we can really still understand each other past a certain point? i do sometimes. i do.

[shadowglitter]

I mostly just kind of wonder if we'll ever ascend to a point where we go completely post-verbal.
Communicating telepathically. Expressing our feelings through thoughts and looks alone.
I mean, we already kinda get there, but I want to go full creepy twins from a spooky horror movie.