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[shadowglitter]

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[quickfingers]

Man I can't even begin to dissect what you sent me bc of the sheer volume of your response but I'm really fucking glad u liked it man. We're gonna blast that shit out of our rocket ship to motherfuckin space, saying SUCKS TO BE YOU to everyone left on earth and hell yea let's take Magnus drinking like good bros. You wear a suit, I wear a suit, we try to get him in one too... y/y?

also there are videos for some of these. we should watch them in space. fuck, that space internet bandwith can suck it

[shadowglitter]

Yeah that sounds good! All of that sounds good. The video-watching and the everything else! When we wear suits I want them to be actual cool guy suits, too. No fire print or anything. Well. Actually, hold on.

Holy shit! Peter! Holy shit?! Nevermind!

[quickfingers]

God I know and see these for the hideous pieces of shit they are yet somehow I'm still willing to get drunk enough to put one of those on. Like it's fucking rare, okay, that I'd ever be that stupid in the company of someone but you're like my stupidity bro. As long as I'm blitzed I have no shame.

[shadowglitter]

"Look at me I'm Peter Maximoff and I enjoy the time I spend with the people whose company I enjoy. I feel confident in acting foolish and having fun when I have the support of others backing me up." Haha. Gross. That's you. Ugh, so embarrassing. Why do I talk to you? I'm not talking to you from now on.

Anyway, I'll order them. You've committed. Don't forget.

[quickfingers]

remember that i must be blitzed or else I'm not wearing it. You gotta pay my bar tab.

but cool i can wear those shades u gave me for optimal look

[shadowglitter]

Peter I'm going to get you drunker than you've ever been.
Peter.
You're going to be the definition of debauched. I'm going to debaucherize you so hard they're going to rename you to Plastered Smashedimoff.
We're gonna put the ebriate in inebriate.

I should have kept them. They would have looked way better on me.

[quickfingers]

Screw you I'm gonna look amazing in them.

I was gonna share them with you but now you can go buy yourself a pair or look lame without them.

[shadowglitter]

Okay well I never look lame, so remember that.

Second, I bought them with my own money, so I'll just steal them back? Sucks to be you, idiot! Capitalism carries so much more weight than the arrogance of a friend, daring to think they own property they didn't spend cash on!

[quickfingers]

1. I gotta teach you how not to spend money. Stealing is simple even for slow bros like you.

2. Steal from me and I will end you. By stealing everything you love and hiding it from you. Let's not ignite that war for our friendship may not survive it

3. Just get another pair so we can fucking match you twit

[shadowglitter]

I really wish you wouldn't imply that you're better than me at something, because it sort of makes me want to prove you wrong? I bet I could steal from you and you wouldn't even notice I'd done it. Also, as an ageless immortal, your quest to end me is futile before it even begins.

(I totally already have another pair. I'm just MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD)

[quickfingers]

Y you gotta do me like this. I thought we were bros


bros without headgames. smh