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[shadowglitter]

You know the word gerontophile?

[quickfingers]

i know words

[shadowglitter]

Maybe you're the denture lover.

I'm gonna go through your browsing history literally right now.

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[!]

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no
d Ont

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ONe NEVer BREACHES The PRIVACY Of THeir BELOVED\s BRowSER HISTORY

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I' m GOnANa Go ThrougH alal fo if tIa FNAD yoU caNt stOP mE

Wait.
Wait.

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[shadowglitter]

"Beloved" is kind of nice.

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[All Peter has to do is distract Odin long enough to delete his history.]

it's kinda cool, yeah. one syllable too long but it works in a lot of contexts. lover is like that, too? i like it but it's hard to work into things. hey lover. lover boy. my lover. my beloved. belover.

[shadowglitter]

You're my beloved. Hey there, beloved. I love you, beloved.

Ah, fuck, no. It doesn't work. I hate it now. "I love you, beloved"? I can't use love like that twice. I may as well call you lovelove. That's dumb. I'm dumb. You're dumb.
Ugh.
M... moonshine.
Fuck.

What were we talking about?

[quickfingers]

lovelove moonmoon

uh. I was about to ask you if you wanted me to grab something for dinner. steak? meat? pasta? you pick.

[shadowglitter]

I just want to eat bear.

Nobody sells bear in America.

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y'know there's probably good reason for that but also like
the forest is full of bears, innit? bet you could find one if you really wanted to

[shadowglitter]

Peter.

Peter, do you want to go hunting with me?

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honest answer or boyfriend answer?

[shadowglitter]

B... boyfriend answer.

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still a no

[shadowglitter]

I like that you love me so much that your boyfriend answer is your honest answer.
I don't really like hunting, anyway. Just something I used to do back home.

You wanna... go... fishing? Ice fishing. Let's go to the frozen icecaps of the world and die a little but also maybe find a coelacanth.

[quickfingers]

i support you and your endeavors but god, i hate the outside world
i exaggerate a bit but honestly
miss me with the hunting and the fishing and the bees and the cold??

[shadowglitter]

You just haven't experienced it properly yet.

We don't have to go hiking, or anything that uses, like, legs and energy, but I actually do kinda wanna take you somewhere quiet, one of these days. An enchanted forest, lit by fireflies, a natural waterfall flowing between us. Isolated for miles, like we were on the roadtrip. The stars bright like they were when we camped out under them together, sharing marshmallows and gettin' down.

And then you'd get to watch me kill a bear.

[quickfingers]

as long as shit doesn't bite me, sting me or try to crawl up my pants uninvited, then i might be down for giving it a try. you keep the gross wet looking beetles away from my face and i'll watch you slay ten bears. i'll fucking cheer you on, dude.

[shadowglitter]

What

if

instead

I

take you somewhere with lots of bugs and spiders so I can squish them all and save you and you'll call me gallant?

[quickfingers]

then we'd have to have sex on bug corpses and it'd be sticky
clearly.

[shadowglitter]

Oh.

Are you into that?