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[shadowglitter]

[ he scans every part of this message for a secret link to a picture of a meme and when he realizes there isn't one and that peter just loves him he's filled with delayed joy. emotion. love for the one he loves. is this a reference? a meme? too late, his hearts full ]

mt fingers
mountain made of fingers

I'm bored toooooooooooooooooouaaaaaaouaouaouggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

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ok
listen






i was being cute. y u do me like this

[shadowglitter]

I like doing you.

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX JOKE SEX JOKE JOKE SEX JOKE
You're always cute.
Try to not be cute? I dare you. I defy you. You'll just circle straight back to cute right away.

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i just burped and it tasted like nachos
i haven't eaten nachos today

[shadowglitter]

That's still cute? I love that you've got your own bizarre system of biology that holds the memories of old food somewhere deep within you.
Like words on a page.
Like entries in a diary.
Like the journal you gave me.

I looooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

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i also just farted

[shadowglitter]

I can't believe my powerful and flawless boyfriend has such mastery over the arcane arts that he can manipulate the element of wind with such crushingly debilitating prowess?

[quickfingers]

it also smelled like nachos?

[shadowglitter]

Again: biology, memories, romance, etc.

Maybe we should take you to a doctor, though.

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no! maybe i finally got a new porter power
one i never knew i had

[shadowglitter]

Oh, maybe.

Maybe it's just... everything you smell smells like nachos. Maybe that's your power.
Go spray some deodorant on your butt and see.

[quickfingers]

[2 mins later]

not my power
rooty let out a stinker fart far worse than anything i could ever do
did not smell like nachos

[shadowglitter]

Time to put her up for adoption.

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or f i x her diet
did SHE eat nachos?

[shadowglitter]

I know Lissa and Lon'qu got into some old take-out, but. That just made them hack up half-processed chicken nuggets. Their farts were no more killer than normal.
And she hasn't been over lately, right? They probably weren't in a position to be terrible influences over her.

Did YOU feed her nachos?

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do i look like i would've done that

[quickfingers]

i may have done that

[shadowglitter]

This craven piece of shit over here. Unbelievable.





remember when we ate mold

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i try not to

[shadowglitter]

I see it in my dreams. Even now.
You know how I wake you up sometimes because I've had bad dreams about the war?
I'm lying, every time I do that. I'm actually having bad dreams about the mold.

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you know how sometimes i can't sleep and i tell you it's because i'm a mutant
i'm lying, it's because i'm actually gonna have bad dreams about the mold too

[shadowglitter]

why are our lives... so difficult and sad

Wanna come shopping with me for real food for Rooty?
We could do that gross couple thing where we both push the cart together while talking about all our happy domestic bliss or whatever.
Or you could ride in the basket-y part and I could push you.
Or I could stand on the end and you could push me while I pretended I was a knight and the cart was my steed?

[quickfingers]

you wanna actually do the cart thing
i'll do it
i'll make it go really fast too

[shadowglitter]

make it
go fast enough
that i break
my bones

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ur gonna look sexy in that full body cast