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[shadowglitter]

Is--

Are you dying?

[quickfingers]

[quickfingers]

how would i realize i'm dying 3 weeks late

[shadowglitter]

Maybe--

Okay. So, okay. Get this.
You got a big bad call from a doctor that told you your bones were decaying. You're losing your bones. They can't prop up the weight of you anymore, which isn't a comment on your weight, because you're very skinny and very pretty and even if you weren't I would love you anyway.
So your bones start crumbling, like turning into dust, making your skeleton a very lazy and sad boy who doesn't do his job. And you deal with that for a while, but you forget to tell me about it because you love me and you don't know how to break the news, but also, because you're a busy government man who does government things?
But then the bones that hold all your memories start to fall out as well. So the memories that you keep in your bones stop working. And then you remember three weeks later to tell me about...

Bones.

[quickfingers]

no, you're right? you're right. you got me. this is right. 100% right.

my bones are falling out. they call it bonerismitis. I'm losing my bones, most especially the memory ones. turning into dust is what's happening and my lithe, masculine form is about to slope into a jelly cup of pale white flesh within the new moon. but you're married to me now so like, you have to take care of me. you can't abandon jelly peter. especially when he just remembered, in a flash of a soon to be fully forgotten thought that it's been a year since our first conversation

[shadowglitter]

[ -- !!!!!!! ]

You stupid piece of shit! Why did I even give you that bracelet if you weren't going to look at it literally every second of every day?!

Wait, oh man, okay. How do we... whe... where? Wh...
How...

Celebrate? Celebrate? Celebrate? Celebrate? How? How do we? Celebrate? Celebrate? How.

[quickfingers]

LISTeN ITS NOT L IKE YOU REMEBERED EITHER
OR IF YOu DI D AND THIS waS A TEST
FUCK Y OU ?

THIS WAS A TEST
I TESTED YOU
fOOL
IM TESTING YOU








P S Y CHE

[shadowglitter]

I'M A FOOL AND A BITCH!!!!!!!! THE CAVERNOUS MAWS OF HUMILIATION SALIVATE AND HUNGER AS THEY RELENTLESSLY FLAY MY BITCH OF A BODY
THE FRANTIC AMNESIAC STORMS OF A MEMORY-BONE-EMPTYING SUPERCHASM BLEW THROUGH MY SKULL AND RENDERED ME, AGAIN, A TOTAL BITCH

But seriously, we should do something. Let's recreate it? Hold on. Hold on. Hhehehm. Ahahehehehm.

hey stud the names 'din
how...

dare you?

[quickfingers]

OK RE D O RE DO REDO

[quickfingers]

AS K ME THREE QUESTIONS
SAY HOW DARE I

LETS RECREAT E IT

[quickfingers]

wait you did that hold on

[quickfingers]

ahem

[shadowglitter]

[quickfingers]

new phone who dis?

[shadowglitter]

HOW INTERESTING THAT YOU WOULD FORGET WHO THIS IS, JUST AS YOU FORGOT

TO REMEMBER

THE DATE

OF OUR FIRST CONVERSATION

[quickfingers]

hey maybe i foresaw the future
over a year ago


i'm fucking brilliant

[shadowglitter]

Hmm.

I... kind of like that... in a true love sort of way. Like you fell in love with me at first sight, but you didn't realize it, because those memories were locked away under your subconscious year-away future premonition?
And then I also fell in love with you at first sight, but didn't realize it because you were so so so heterosexual.

[quickfingers]

**those memories were deteriorated by my early onset bonermiismss

[shadowglitter]

We need to stop joking about your bone memory disease before I start thinking it's real and crying a lot.

[quickfingers]

don't worry about my bones, plural
all you need to think about is my one boner
remember it and it will remember you

[shadowglitter]

[airhorn sirens]
[the word owned flashing in a million different colors]

[quickfingers]

do you think there is a million different colors
like
realistically
a milllion diferent sh des

[shadowglitter]

WHATS THAT SHRIMP

WHATS THE SHRIMP ONE

THERES A SHRIMP THAT SEES COLORS

PROBABLY A MILLION

[quickfingers]

shrimp makes me hungry
wanna go to red lobster to belatedly celebrate us?

[shadowglitter]

That seems like maybe a callous thing to do after I talked about how cool a shrimp is for being alive and having magic color eyes?
But also,
Yes. Obviously. YES. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!! AND
GARLIC BREAD
LETS
GA RLAIC

GALR IACL B READ
HARGHRGRGG