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[quickfingers]

i never hid my porn under my bed. that's the first place moms look. always use an air vent? just fyi.

and srsly tho you can call me whatever. we'll figure it out, 'cause i'm pretty sure we can make "dumbass" sound affectionate with the right tone of voice.

like this:

hey odin. i love you, you stupid dumbass. <3

[shadowglitter]

That can't be right? I hid my porn under my bed in camp back when I was with the Shepherds. I'm sure my mom never...

[ ... ]

oh no

[quickfingers]

she knew, friend
she knew

[shadowglitter]

oh no










oh no

[quickfingers]

what kinda porn was it anyway
visual, literary? kinky?

[shadowglitter]

You're just going to make fun of me if we go down this road. I'm already reeling from all the burns.

[quickfingers]

let's play hot and cold. i guess, you tell me if i'm close

[shadowglitter]

Fuck. I've been pulled into this hellish conversation by your wily tricks, you rowdy piece of shit. You know I love games.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.

[quickfingers]

Knowing you, it's literary. you like words, you use words, it's so much more detailed than any stick figure penis could ever aspire to be. so you have like, fanfic. well i guess it's not fanfic, unless they're famous hot people in your world that you aspire to daydream about. just uh, erotic stories.

in these erotic stories they're like, about a very specific protag that you can self insert into. and it's all about the battle and glory of being the victor, and then also about the spoils of war - adoring lovers who come to you in your uh, battle. . . te nt? and the frisky shit you get down to with them in vivid detail.

hot or cold here???

[shadowglitter]

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[shadowglitter]

I have literally never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

There've been times when I've looked at you and I've just been like, "fuck, I'm so lucky to have him", but now? Now? With this? This clairvoyant, mindreading bullshit you just plucked from thin air as if you were taking an apple from a particularly sexy tree?
No. No, this is something new. We've gone beyond the plateau.
This is the kind of raw connection that transcends both physical and emotional compatibility. This is the love people write sonnets about. This is...

I.

I'm.

I love you.

[quickfingers]

i was right? i was right. fuck yeah, i'm awesome.

[shadowglitter]

But also, you're totally right about the affection thing.
I like it when you call me dumbass. I don't know if that says something about me or if it just speaks to the health and validity of our relationship?
Maybe both.

[quickfingers]

mmmm. it's like a throwback to the foundation of this strange, eclectic relationship. when we slap fought in space and you gave me best friend hickeys less out of love and more out of rage? ah, fond memories.

[shadowglitter]

I still kinda give you hickeys out of rage.
It's just, like.
An angry desperation to make you pop a boner.
My dream is to make you split apart the heavens (your jeans) with the dynamic force of your secret weapon (average-sized erection).

[quickfingers]

thank you for not calling it a shortsword again

[shadowglitter]

That was literally the best compliment I've ever given you.

[quickfingers]

listen, short still sounds like short
especially in a dick context

[shadowglitter]

Okay.
Well.
Okay.
WELL.

I LOVE YOUR HUGE DICK!!!!! I LOVE YOUR GIANT MASSIVE DICK.
A WARHAMMER FORGED FROM FLESH AND BLOOD, SWINGING PENDULOUSLY BETWEEN YOUR SIMILARLY GARGANTUAN, MUSCLE-CLAD THIGHS LIKE MJOLNIR OF OLD.
AH! MY BONES. CRUSHED, UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ITS MASCULINE PUMMELLING. MY FRAGILE BODY IS NO MATCH FOR YOUR PILLAR OF IMPLAUSIBLY BRILLIANT SEX.

[quickfingers]

did u just say i have fat thighs

[quickfingers]

i should be discouraging the hickey making tho like dude
finally
my neck was almost
almost
healed

[shadowglitter]

You don't like the marks?

I love seeing you like that. I love being like that, too.
Yours.
Visibly.

[quickfingers]

i didn't say i don't like it
just that i should be discouraging it
something about social norms i never adhere to.

i swear to god one of the ones you left on me was pure black tho, you're gonna rupture something in my throat

[shadowglitter]

Oh.

You're from a society that rejects the very fibre of your genetic makeup. I'm a prince from a ruined world lost to a broken timeline.
We can defer social norms however we want. We're already outsiders.
And seeing you like that makes me wanna kiss you. I'd give up a lot of things, if it meant I could kiss you.
So...
Still doing it.

Maybe I'll try not to kill you, though. With my octopus-style suction cup beak-mouth.

[quickfingers]

i do kinda love the angry stares from soccer moms when they see me all beat to shit, in line behind them waiting to pay for milk.