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im throwing your things off of the fire escape

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Don't break both hips.

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d o n T c o Me H O me

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DON'T BREAK BOTH HIPS AND THEN SET OFF A DOMINO-ESQUE CHAIN OF REACTION AMONGST ALL THE OTHER RESIDENTS OF YOUR NURSING HOME WHICH ULTIMATELY ENDS IN A THOUSAND BROKEN HIPS EACH BELONGING TO SOME OTHER GERIATRIC PATIENT EQUALLY AS OLD AS YOU

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yeA WELL.

IF I'M OLD AND BROKEN HIPPED, YOU'RE A GERONTOPHILE YOU SICK OLD PERSON LUSTING AFTER COUGAR CUB KINDA KID. YOU INTO DENTURES? YOU CAN'T *WAIT* UNTIL I GET SOME, HUH? IS THIS WHY YOU LIKE ME// MY gREY HAIR? USING ME TO PLAY SOme FARCE OF A ROManCE WITH THE ELDERLY

fOR SHAME ODIN DARK

fOR SHAME!!

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You know the word gerontophile?

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i know words

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Maybe you're the denture lover.

I'm gonna go through your browsing history literally right now.

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[!]

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no
d Ont

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ONe NEVer BREACHES The PRIVACY Of THeir BELOVED\s BRowSER HISTORY

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I' m GOnANa Go ThrougH alal fo if tIa FNAD yoU caNt stOP mE

Wait.
Wait.

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"Beloved" is kind of nice.

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[All Peter has to do is distract Odin long enough to delete his history.]

it's kinda cool, yeah. one syllable too long but it works in a lot of contexts. lover is like that, too? i like it but it's hard to work into things. hey lover. lover boy. my lover. my beloved. belover.

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You're my beloved. Hey there, beloved. I love you, beloved.

Ah, fuck, no. It doesn't work. I hate it now. "I love you, beloved"? I can't use love like that twice. I may as well call you lovelove. That's dumb. I'm dumb. You're dumb.
Ugh.
M... moonshine.
Fuck.

What were we talking about?

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lovelove moonmoon

uh. I was about to ask you if you wanted me to grab something for dinner. steak? meat? pasta? you pick.

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I just want to eat bear.

Nobody sells bear in America.

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y'know there's probably good reason for that but also like
the forest is full of bears, innit? bet you could find one if you really wanted to

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Peter.

Peter, do you want to go hunting with me?

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honest answer or boyfriend answer?

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B... boyfriend answer.

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still a no

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I like that you love me so much that your boyfriend answer is your honest answer.
I don't really like hunting, anyway. Just something I used to do back home.

You wanna... go... fishing? Ice fishing. Let's go to the frozen icecaps of the world and die a little but also maybe find a coelacanth.

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i support you and your endeavors but god, i hate the outside world
i exaggerate a bit but honestly
miss me with the hunting and the fishing and the bees and the cold??