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You think she's frightful?
Peter, that is your girl.
You piece of shit.

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NO SHUT UP
ITS NOT LIKE THAt
THAT WAS A CHISTMAS CarORL

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Hold on, let me look up the lyrics to this "Christmas" "Carol"...

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[It could be worse. He could've texted a different lyric. Like the creepy carol one.]

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fine

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dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN PETE
THIS IS ROMANTIC AS SHIT DAWG!!!
ARE YOU GONNA CUDDLE HER?! SNUGGLED UP IN THE WARM NOT WANTING TO LEAVE EACH OTHER'S ARMS?! IS SHE THE LITTLE SPOON OR THE BIG SPhaha why am I even asking when I know the answer.

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you know what? maybe. maybe we're cuddling right now. u dont know

you don't know

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I'M COMING OVER

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NOBODY WILL ANSWER THE DOOR
DONT BOTHER

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LIKE I'M EVEN GOING TO TRY THE DOOR??

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THE BLINDS IN MY ROOM ARE SHUT
DONT BOTHER

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oh no how am i going to break a glass window when the blinds are shut

YOU GOT ME GOOD

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DON'T BREAK MY WINDOW MY DAD'LL GET MAD
ALSO DON'T BOTHER BC the only thing im cuddling rn is a can of pringles

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I could take your dad.

Is that your pet name for her?
Because she's addictive and... salty? Crunchy.

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I'd pay to see that but not enough to replace my goddamn window.

Also no. She'd be something cooler than chips. I hate how the internet made cinnamon rolls a fucking meme, or I'd say that. She's hot like spicy Doritos, maybe.

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So on the sliding scale between hot and cute - she's at a pretty even mix?
Spicy doritos on one hand, playing with her hair on the other.

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[not pictured: peter's defeated sigh]

yeah pretty much

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And you wanna snuggle her when it's cold out.
Hmm.

Okay.
I'll stop asking about her, I swear.
Apropos of nothing, do you like cats or dogs?

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I don't trust you
why are you asking

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I am closer to you than any other man here and yet you're treating me like this.
Unbelievable.

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dogs

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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