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[shadowglitter]

I mean I think I was pretty clear when I said I thought you would've respected your family more.
Really you're just backing up my point.
That you don't respect us.
But hey, what do I know.
All I did was let you suck on my breast for two years.
Siphoning my energy like the little vampire you are.
I sold my fucking Toyota Camry for you to go to space camp but it's cool.
You don't need to introduce me to your girlfriend.

Oh. Oh, I feel dizzy.

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this is getting too real
how do you tap into this shit
i'm tripping over adolescent guilt like this is the minefield mine own birth mother laid out for me

christ i'll do the chores all week just - just stop the stinkeye. please. mom. please.

[shadowglitter]

It's because I'm a genius and everybody loves me.
Can we talk more about J-chan yet even though you just said no?
'Cause I'm dying inside knowing there's a part of you that's away from me.
I won't do anything weird with the information or whatever, I just want to be a part of your life.

The favor's still on the table and it can be as bad as you want if you give me this advance payment.

[quickfingers]

I told you one question, man. you picked it

Maybe I'll let you ask another one next week. Think on it, make it a good question.

[shadowglitter]

I don't like you as a human being person.

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the only thing I'll say: she's cute, ok?
like real cute

[shadowglitter]

Aw! So are you. Look at you, being all in love.
Whaaaat's theeee cuuuuuteeeest thing about her?

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idk she plays with her hair sometimes

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WAIT STOp
you almost got me

[shadowglitter]

Does her hair smell more like strawberries or cinnamon?

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I'M ON TO YOU
YOU CAN't MAKE ME ANSWER THESE THINGS WITH YOUR WITCHCRAFT WAYS

[shadowglitter]

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Just, I really like seeing you happy.

[shadowglitter]

Third option though:

Vanilla?

[quickfingers]

I SEE YOU ODIN DARK. YOU CAN ASK ALL YOU WANT FOR I SHALL NOT ANSWER.

[shadowglitter]

WHAT SONG REMINDS YOU OF HER?

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Oh the weather outside is frightful

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WAIT I WAS JUST SPAMMING
I DIDNT READ

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THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER
FUCK

[shadowglitter]

You think she's frightful?
Peter, that is your girl.
You piece of shit.

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NO SHUT UP
ITS NOT LIKE THAt
THAT WAS A CHISTMAS CarORL

[shadowglitter]

Hold on, let me look up the lyrics to this "Christmas" "Carol"...

[quickfingers]

[It could be worse. He could've texted a different lyric. Like the creepy carol one.]

[quickfingers]

fine

[shadowglitter]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN PETE
THIS IS ROMANTIC AS SHIT DAWG!!!
ARE YOU GONNA CUDDLE HER?! SNUGGLED UP IN THE WARM NOT WANTING TO LEAVE EACH OTHER'S ARMS?! IS SHE THE LITTLE SPOON OR THE BIG SPhaha why am I even asking when I know the answer.

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you know what? maybe. maybe we're cuddling right now. u dont know

you don't know