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[fehus]

i'm not gonna get caught. i basically never get caught? i'm not getting you a pamphlet!

[shadowglitter]

EVEN THE PRETTIEST BOYS CAN FALL TO HUBRIS

Ah!!! I don't know. I'm overwhelmed by choice. Inundated!!!
Maybe... like... a bunch of candles... so I can make magic circles and put them at each point. Or... like... I don't know. A nice, leather book I can turn into a grimoire? My Manual of Darkness is getting pretty full. It would be good to have somewhere new to hold the crawling tendrils of my fanfiction.

[fehus]

you're still writing fanfiction even though

[...]

you know

[shadowglitter]

Even... though... I'm... daaaating somebody? Is that what you mean?
It's not like Peter can suck my dick on top of a dragon in real life, Magnus.
We've tried.

[fehus]

please tell me you're not talking about the mini golf place with the fantasy theme

[shadowglitter]

[ ! ]

Oh, we haven't tried there.




Hm.

[fehus]

no! i go there! children go there! bad!

[shadowglitter]

If we curated where we fucked entirely around whether or not you go there, Fauxhalla would be a much more boring place.

[ lies he's lying they've never boned in fauxhalla ]

[fehus]

UUGHH STOP

[shadowglitter]

Jus' sayin'.

Get new couches.

[fehus]

my cousin sits on those yooU better noto have

[shadowglitter]

Does your cousin

Sit on your bed?

[fehus]

newsflash if you did terrible things in my bed: i did terrible things there first so that makes YOU the tainted one

[fehus]

me and annabeth are taking a trip to new york, if that means anything to you or helps? it's the one in all the tv shows with lots of taxis and yelling.

[shadowglitter]

Oh! Yeah! Big lights! Big buildings. Man, I had a friend who wanted to go there before she ported out. Pour out one of your woodsy, viking ales for her for me when you're there.

Maybe... buy me... a TV show? Oh! Wait. Get me a taxi? A bright yellow car would be pretty fun to have.
Wait, don't do that. Cars are scary horses that you get stuck inside of while they make loud noises. I wouldn't trust myself taking care of one all by myself.
Umm.
Uhh.

New York has pigeons, right?

[fehus]

you're gonna think i'm a liar but my first thought was actually a pigeon?? no joke

[shadowglitter]

I don't think you're a liar. I think you're a good, considerate friend who takes the time to understand and empathize with the people who love him.

BRINGETH ME THINE FINEST-ETH PIGEON-ETH

[fehus]

are you sure? you guys have a lot of pets already... i could also get a rat. you don't have a rat yet.

[shadowglitter]

No, I think the ratlings kind of soured Peter on anything smaller than a Pomeranian.

I do have a lot of pets, though... I just love birds so much. Pigeons are so cool. I wish I could live in the sky with all the birds in the whole wide world and we'd fly together and be free. I'd make them divebomb so many people.
Maybe just surprise me? I like things with glitter. It can't be hard to find a glittery thing in New York.

[fehus]

ok. i have some good ideas now.

[shadowglitter]

OK. Ah! I'm so excited. What are your ideas? Wait, I can't ask that. Ah!!!!!!!! I haven't been this excited for ages.

Can I... get you something in return? A souvenir for a souvenir.

[fehus]

no? souvenirs are a one-way gift. you'd have to go somewhere.

[shadowglitter]

Oh.

Can I come to New York with you? Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. Ugh.
Okay, wait. Tell me a place you want to go. I'll go there. And bring you back, like. A brick. From a building.
And be like, yo! Here's some fundamental material that makes up the foundation of the place you like.

[fehus]

the places i like don't have buildings mostly. or are in boston. but i don't want you to go to boston without me.

[fehus]

you and peter could come one of the days. we might be there for a little bit? i was gonna put you in charge of making sure clarisse doesn't burn the place down but now i'm worried about you having sex all over my kitchen.