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hey

[shadowglitter]

What's up, buttercup?

[ ugh he hates buttercup too. this... unending quest for a petname. ]

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just wanted to say hey tbh

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hey bae




yeah n o
ignore that

[shadowglitter]

Really? I'm.
Man.

I feel really lucky? I feel really lucky. I have someone in my life who likes me so much they just wanna say hi to me. That's so...
Even your awful naming sense makes me feel all warm and nice. I love your terrible attempt at a name. It was so bad? It was so bad and you did all that badness just for me.
Hey.

Hey.

Hey hey hey hey heyhey.

Hi.

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[He just wanted to make sure Odin was still there, too.]

Like buttercup was much better? I'm sticking to shit like babe. basic af but like, what other options are there? hun? kill me. I'm not a 40 year old housewife here.

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[ he kinda wants to get through catching up with everyone as fast as he can so he can just hermit away in the apartment. ]

You're basically almost 40. I have enough money that I could take care of us forever if you stayed at home taking care of the apartment.
I'm gonna marry you one day.
You're basically already there.

I like all those corny names. Honey. Darling. Sweetheart.
But I want something Peter-specific!!
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NOM DE PLUME I'VE EVER BESTOWED AND IT HAS TO BE PERFECT.
S... Star...d... Starlin... g. Stardust. St... Smoon. Smoon. Moons... moondust. Moon... Moonstar. Star... St... M... Silv.. Silver... fast. Fast... fastfood... nuggets. S... silvernuggets.

FUCK

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ExC UsE ? ME ?

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I AM NOT ALMOST FORTY

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SLANDER. LIBEL.

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TAKe THAT BACK

also uh

[he should read the rest of the text]

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[henr g h m arriage t al k]

Sweetie sounds condescending tho? i like it for those contexts. gee sweetie, what a great job you did today? you total moron! i love you and your inability to do things correctly!!!

you're stuck w / being babe to me. idk what else to call you. but if you ever call me silvernugget in bed i'm not gonna be mad but i can't promise i won't laugh

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im throwing your things on the fire escape

[shadowglitter]

Don't break a hip?

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im throwing your things off of the fire escape

[shadowglitter]

Don't break both hips.

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d o n T c o Me H O me

[shadowglitter]

Sweetie does sound condescending. Debra used to call me sweetie. I used to call her a draconic lizard-witch who hoards a clutch of broken dreams and poor life choices with all the frantic shame of a teenage Peter Maximoff stashing pictures of boobs under his bed, but. Sweetie was still worse.

I don't mind what you call me.
I just want to find something that you really, really love. I don't know.
Names are important to me.

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i never hid my porn under my bed. that's the first place moms look. always use an air vent? just fyi.

and srsly tho you can call me whatever. we'll figure it out, 'cause i'm pretty sure we can make "dumbass" sound affectionate with the right tone of voice.

like this:

hey odin. i love you, you stupid dumbass. <3

[shadowglitter]

That can't be right? I hid my porn under my bed in camp back when I was with the Shepherds. I'm sure my mom never...

[ ... ]

oh no

[quickfingers]

she knew, friend
she knew

[shadowglitter]

oh no










oh no

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what kinda porn was it anyway
visual, literary? kinky?

[shadowglitter]

But also, you're totally right about the affection thing.
I like it when you call me dumbass. I don't know if that says something about me or if it just speaks to the health and validity of our relationship?
Maybe both.